Is it all about the white chocolate mocha?

Are feeling a sense of indifference right now from that special time of month that’s knocking on our door, oh holy crap the door is already open, what you can not feel that insatiable breeze that whispers little sweet nothings in your ear? Go get a q-tip my friend cause we all hear it and we all feel it some for or another.

Do not enter denial as I can see you showing all of the signs and symptoms?

You have that persistent cough, blood-tinged saliva that represents just a simple infection but it has been going on for more than a month and you are coughing up blood in your mucus. You did tell me that you had a change in your bowel habits and blood in your stool that is just a random occurrence of the human body. From being a main the issue you told me about the size change in your testicles isn’t normal from my twenty something years on earth but hey if you feel it’s normal, it’s fine with me. But that blood in your urine that is definitely caused by some sort of infection or stress, it is not a good symptom to have.

Just be honest you do not know or are afraid to pick out a Valentines Day gift; all damn signs are there. Are your afraid that she may reject you or that she just wants you to get her the most expensive thing? Even if we both know she doesn’t want it? Is it a test of your love on this special day, well relax your making yourself sick.

Just give her a hug and tell her you will buy her the most expensive drink at Starbucks; White Chocolate Mocha or buy her the drink and break up with her cause you do need those testicles to be back to normal buddy.

Yours truly,
Mike Ahuja
http://www.lovesickdiaries.com